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 Generated on March 28 2016 03:03 AM

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SEO Content

Title the bitchy waiter

Length : 17

Perfect, your title contains between 10 and 70 characters.

Length : 0

Description is missing. It will tell search engines and potential visitors what your page is about. Keep it between 70 and 160 characters (spaces included).

Note: Google sometimes chooses not display the description you put in here, but rather shows a part of your page text that it seems relevant to the users search query..
Og Meta Properties This page does not take advantage of Og Properties. When people share or like your page, it is great to have good Og properties. Otherwise, they will just see a link to your website.

In case of Facebook or Twitter this is how you get started:

Facebook: https://developers.facebook.com/docs/sharing/webmasters

Twitter: https://dev.twitter.com/cards/getting-started
H1 H2 H3 H4 H5 H6
7 1 4 0 0 0
  • [H1] the bitchy waiter
  • [H1] 10 Things to Think About Before You Take That Job as a Server
  • [H1] 22 of the Worst Things People Have Said to Their Server
  • [H1] Amy Schumer Leaves $1000 Tip
  • [H1] 9 Things Every Server Thinks When a Customer Tells Them It’s Their Birthday
  • [H1] 9 Things Every Server Has Done in the Walk-In Cooler
  • [H1] Breastfeeding Mom Upset With Waitress
  • [H2]
  • [H3] Menu
  • [H3] Post navigation
  • [H3] BUY MY BOOK
  • [H3] ⬇︎Tired Ass Blog Archives ⬇︎
Images We found 35 images on this web page.

2 alt attributes are empty or missing. Add alternative text so that search engines can better understand the content of your images.
Text/HTML Ratio Ratio : 14%

This page's ratio of text to HTML code is below 15 percent, this means that your website probably needs more text content. Search engines these days are smart enough to figure out if a page is on-topic and interesting enough to get higher rankings in their search results.

Try to write a good article around 1500 words and check for grammar and spelling errors. As they say in the SEO world: "Content is King."
Flash Perfect, no Flash content has been detected on this page.
Iframe IFrames elements were detected on this page. Search engines cannot read what is inside an IFrame (For example YouTube video's). It's not crucial, but if there is an alternative, please look into it.

URL Rewrite Good!
Underscores in the URLs We have detected underscores in your URLs. You should rather use hyphens to optimize your SEO.
In-page links We found a total of 30 links including 0 link(s) to files

Anchor Type Juice
the bitchy waiter Internal Passing Juice
Skip to content Internal Passing Juice
About Internal Passing Juice
Contact Internal Passing Juice
In The News Internal Passing Juice
Press Internal Passing Juice
10 Things to Think About Before You Take That Job as a Server Internal Passing Juice
13 Replies Internal Passing Juice
Uncategorized Internal Passing Juice
The Bitchy Waiter Internal Passing Juice
22 of the Worst Things People Have Said to Their Server Internal Passing Juice
55 Replies Internal Passing Juice
told to kill herself External Passing Juice
tips were only for normal looking people External Passing Juice
Facebook page External Passing Juice
she should smile more External Passing Juice
Amy Schumer Leaves $1000 Tip Internal Passing Juice
8 Replies Internal Passing Juice
She gave the bartender $1000 on a $77 check. External Passing Juice
@megbakertv External Passing Juice
@CBSNewYork External Passing Juice
March 20, 2016 External Passing Juice
9 Things Every Server Thinks When a Customer Tells Them It’s Their Birthday Internal Passing Juice
23 Replies Internal Passing Juice
9 Things Every Server Has Done in the Walk-In Cooler Internal Passing Juice
24 Replies Internal Passing Juice
Breastfeeding Mom Upset With Waitress Internal Passing Juice
91 Replies Internal Passing Juice
thew a napkin over External Passing Juice
Proudly powered by WordPress External Passing Juice

SEO Keywords

Keywords Cloud dont customers baby tell them waitress people woman want because
Keywords Consistency
Keyword Content Title Description Headings
them 14
because 13
people 12
woman 9
customers 9


Url Domain : thebitchywaiter.com
Length : 19
Favicon Great, your website has a favicon.
Printability We could not find a Print-Friendly CSS.
Language Good. Your declared language is en.


Doctype HTML 5
Encoding Perfect. Your declared charset is UTF-8.
W3C Validity Errors : 72
Warnings : 35
Email Privacy Great! No email address has been found as plain text!
Deprecated HTML Great! We haven't found any deprecated HTML tags.
Speed Tips
Excellent, your website doesn't use nested tables.
Your website is using inline styles.
Your website has too many CSS files (more than 4).
Your website has too many JS files (more than 6).
Perfect, your website takes advantage of gzip.


Mobile Optimization
Apple Icon
Meta Viewport Tag
Flash content


XML Sitemap Missing

Your website does not have an XML sitemap - to make it easier for search engines to find your pages it is wise to generate a sitemap.

A sitemap lists URLs that are available for crawling and can include additional information like your site's latest updates, frequency of changes and importance of the URLs. This allows search engines to crawl the site more efficiently.

Go here to know more on how to set this up: http://www.sitemaps.org/protocol.html

If you have a lot of pages (up to 500 pages is free) you can auto generate them here: https://www.xml-sitemaps.com
Robots.txt http://thebitchywaiter.com/robots.txt

Great, your website has a robots.txt file.
Analytics Great, your website has an analytics tool.

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